No pleasures in life are worth exchanging for a few extra years in a nursing home in Clacton-On-Sea.

> FOURTH GRADE

What age(s) is this? (We don't have 'grades' in Blighty)

Basically, 'add five years'. Kindergarten is age 5+, first grade is age 6+, 12th grade is 17+ in the fall and 18 at graduation.

> after a few years of Reddit, I started calling this kind of thing "internet advice"

Reddit "kama" is a popularity contest and has nothing to do with factual accuracy or genuine advice.