"Standby Artemis, We have Ken in the simulator running scenarios"

I swear my apple hosted mail spam filter works in reverse. The inbox is full of spam and the legitimate messages (including apple billing notifications) in the spam folder.

All I know is that PhDs are real doctors, MDs are fake doctors.

licked my finger and stuck it in the air

Its a job right?

If you think you can get another one, go get it. If you don't think you can get another one, do stuff to fix that. If you can't fix that, grin and bear it.

> cheap drones, AI, rapid build-outs

Yet the USA military pay $10,000 for the toilet seat on a cargo plane.

the good guys bomb is a guided missile, the bad guys bomb is a suicide drone

cruise missiles in the hands of a bad guy is a suicide drone and a suicide drone in the hands of a good guy is a guided missile

a guided missile would never be used against a civilian target! oh wait..

Unironically there are currently multiple US military aircraft transitting over France and Italy as I type.

You just have to go to Ballmercon.

Or are maybe they mean everyone is abandoning excel after they failed to patch out the cheeses and tried to attract the party gamers by breaking the meta with xlookup?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICp2-EUKQAI

Data centre in the shed reduces energy bills to £40

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rpy7envr5o