That is brilliant. Going to try some of yours then maybe transcribe my own favourites into the same format. You've struck on a great idea here.

Weirdly, I picked up Night Watch just yesterday

As a westerner (UK) I massively idealise Mondragon and wouldn't find it weird if anyone else did. Cooperatives are fascinating and the question of workplace democracy needs more consideration.

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There's a rude but high quality joke waiting to be mined out of that transition

I love it. I think I'm going to have fun with this and possibly learn a bit, too. I'm pondering a container based dev environment at the moment and might throw it in with busybox and see how far I get :)

It is absolutely not just you

Smoke 40 cigarettes a day, your voice will be unrecognisable in no time

Also: it’s not just the first order smoking, respiratory issues, increased chance of illness, and chronic coughing can damage your voices presentation.

Talk confidently in your interview with non-technical managers when the last senior has left and there's nobody there to check your work.

So the same as it is now, be a good salesperson.