It would be helpful if someone could clarify some differences between Brython and Pyodide.

Windows has a very similar hypervisor accelerator that QEMU supports called whp.

Slightly more radical idea: Universities get paid a percentage of your earnings for a set number of years after you get out. Forces them to care that you're prepared to get a job when you get out.

I have FiOS and my town is listed here. Internet is still working.