Old discussion on HN (2018) for the same article here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17890760

Yup - two in fact (the other one is small but good):

I don't want to learn your query language - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17890760 - Sept 2018 (153 comments)

I don't want to learn your garbage query language - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17888930 - Aug 2018 (9 comments)

Thanks for sharing this article. This is exactly what comes to mind for me. I recently came back to this to see if I could set up an old iPad with this setup to see if it would be valuable to buy the iPad Pro.

Amazing how much you are limited without multitasking (as is the case with the old iPads).