The real Satoshi would have thought of linguistic analysis and taken appropriate action during his writing.

And then use his real name in the paper? That doesn't make much sense.

But is the "real Satoshi" a true Scotsman?

The real Satoshi is obviously Japanese and thus would have a katana available at all times.

http://www.xkcd.com/225/

the real satoshi wouldn't go out of cover.

Though not the event to which you are referring, Trump lost 3 senior executives in a helicopter crash back in '89. http://www.nytimes.com/1989/10/11/nyregion/copter-crash-kill...