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		The Onion's Exclusive Interview with Sam Altman (theonion.com)
		2 points by mooreds 26 days ago \| past
		The Onion's Exclusive Interview with Sam Altman (theonion.com)
		12 points by rendx 29 days ago \| past \| 2 comments
		How to Join ICE (The Onion) (theonion.com)
		4 points by sandebert 5 months ago \| past
		Historians: Quibbling over Concentration Definition Camp Sign of Healthy Society (theonion.com)
		5 points by colinprince 12 months ago \| past
		GigSlave Goes Public with $84B Valuation (theonion.com)
		62 points by decimalenough on Feb 12, 2025 \| past \| 6 comments
		Here’s Why I Decided to Buy 'InfoWars' [The Onion, but real news] (theonion.com)
		78 points by latexr on Nov 14, 2024 \| past \| 21 comments
		Nation Wary of Suddenly Usable Website (theonion.com)
		37 points by robin_reala on Aug 19, 2024 \| past \| 11 comments
		Video of Jerky, 7-Fingered Scarlett Johansson Expresses Approval of OpenAI (theonion.com)
		8 points by ilamont on May 23, 2024 \| past \| 1 comment
		Apple Unveils New Apple Vision Pro Mini [humor] (theonion.com)
		3 points by tkgally on March 7, 2024 \| past
		Amazon Unveils Giant Camera That Tells Users What to Do (theonion.com)
		15 points by Eddy_Viscosity2 on Aug 14, 2023 \| past \| 6 comments
		Facebook HQ on Lockdown After Mark Zuckerberg’s Avatar Breaks Out of Metaverse (theonion.com)
		23 points by fortran77 on Nov 18, 2022 \| past \| 1 comment
		Crypto Confidence Soars After CEO Defrauds Customers Just Like Real Bank (theonion.com)
		128 points by dotcoma on Nov 12, 2022 \| past \| 11 comments
		The Onion has been permanently banned from Twitter (theonion.com)
		137 points by Vladimof on April 22, 2022 \| past \| 46 comments
		90% of Waking Hours Spent Staring at Glowing Rectangles (2009) (theonion.com)
		143 points by apsec112 on Dec 27, 2020 \| past \| 60 comments
		Private Space Flight (theonion.com)
		2 points by 101km on April 1, 2019 \| past
		‘No Way to Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
		13 points by ecopoesis on Oct 2, 2015 \| past \| 1 comment
		Hacker Breaks Through Encryption Shield Before Uploading Nano-Virus (theonion.com)
		5 points by coldtea on April 11, 2013 \| past \| 1 comment
		Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers (theonion.com)
		3 points by mattculbreth on July 29, 2009 \| past
		Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers (theonion.com)
		8 points by davidw on July 29, 2009 \| past \| 1 comment
		Take notice: the Onion newspaper is again for sale (theonion.com)
		2 points by blasdel on July 24, 2009 \| past
		Classmates.com Employees Don't Have Heart To Tell CEO About Facebook (theonion.com)
		6 points by Flemlord on May 12, 2009 \| past
		Historic Blockbuster Store (theonion.com)
		1 point by joshwprinceton on April 12, 2009 \| past
		Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product (theonion.com)
		1 point by amichail on March 29, 2009 \| past
		Apple's Keyboard-Free Laptop (theonion.com)
		3 points by jkkramer on Jan 7, 2009 \| past
		Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard (theonion.com)
		7 points by silentbicycle on Jan 6, 2009 \| past
		Apple Announces MacBook Wheel (joke) (theonion.com)
		4 points by inovica on Jan 6, 2009 \| past
		Apple introduces revolutionary new laptop with no keyboard [Video] (theonion.com)
		3 points by alexwg on Jan 6, 2009 \| past \| 3 comments
		The Onion's Already Obsolete Tech Issue (theonion.com)
		3 points by jbrun on Jan 4, 2009 \| past
		Who says Java programmers have no humor (theonion.com)
		3 points by vaksel on Dec 31, 2008 \| past
		I Bet My 40s Are Totally Going To Rock (theonion.com)
		2 points by Alex3917 on Nov 17, 2008 \| past \| 2 comments
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